how can u be prego again
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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