question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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