Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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