yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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