do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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