how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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