i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
do nipples grow back?
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