Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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