i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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