Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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