whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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