What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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