He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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