I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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