Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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