my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
