She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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