I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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