He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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