Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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