it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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