i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Did I show you my penis last night?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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