I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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