So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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