This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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