his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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