you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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