is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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