Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My bed smells like the plague
He shit in the fireplace
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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