she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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