So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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