this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Green mimosas i think yes
I think weed is turning my hair brown
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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