Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
