i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
