Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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