We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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