what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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