I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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