i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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