i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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