i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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