Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I don't think brook has ever known best
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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