Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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