When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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