You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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