I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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