maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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