Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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