last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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