Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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