soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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