Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Randomize
